How TAG Came to Be

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TotallyApprovedGamers, the brainchild of man-genius TAG DevilDawg, was created in response to the stifling rules and regulations of many clans in the Xbox community, particularly UnSanctioned Gamers (USG), and also because no one would let DevilDawg on their team.

But really, it was the rules and regulations. No teabagging*? No excessive n00b t00bing**? No unsolicited sexting pics of your newly manscaped junk***? (For the record, those are all verified USG rules). I mean, come on, are we running a religious community or a gaming clan here?

At TAG, the answer is an emphatic, “Religious community!” Kidding. Shoot someone with a toob and then teabag them mercilessly while simultaneously writing a private message to them about what your love pump is about to do to a tag-team composed of their mother and sister. Dont. Care. Whether you’re a member of Ornery Unicorns or – well right now that’s it but more teams coming soon – do whatever the hell you want. There are only three standing rules in TAG:

  1. If you see USG Necro in a game, you must kill him with nothing but a toob, rocket, or other “newby” weapon
  2. Seriously, fuck that Necro guy.
  3. USG doesn’t support the troops
As for the name, well, what is the opposite of being unsanctioned? Being totally approved. Boom. Did I just blow your mind?
Well, that about covers it. Consider yourself lucky to be a member right now. We’re only accepting everybody.
DD


*USG WALKER TR
** CruelCore23
***kyle235455

A Message From Your Esteemed Leader

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YES! It’s finally here, the portal to the finest gaming clan on the planet. The bandwith is paid for (donations still accepted though), the recruits are streaming in….truly a fine day to be a Totally Approved Gamer! More info to be posted soon, but for now just know that USG doesn’t support the troops.

TAG DevilDawg, Founder/General/Role Model/El Papo/The Godfather